Oh my GOD
My grandma bought my grandpa new pants and my mom asked him how they felt and he goes “like a cheaply made castle” and we were like what and he goes “no ballroom”
never doubt my ability to watch the same episode of something ten thousand times and remain just as interested and entertained every single time
"Your dress is too short."
Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration.
OH MYG OD
when you see a dog from across the street
i can’t believe your hips would just lie to me like that